Last night, a Congo neighbour introduced himself. And he wanted to guess which cty I am from. He said "China"
Me: No.
Him: India
Me: (wtf, he's stupid or what)
H: Sri Lanka, Bangladesh
Me: (srsly, he IS stupid or colour blind)
H: Nepal, Philippines
H: Korea.
Me: That's closer. As u can see friend, IM FAIR SKIN (and i pointed at my hand)
H: Indonesia (I JUST SAID IM FAIR IDIOT!) Vietnam

I got so fedup with him, I stopped getting fed up and decided to make some fun out of him. He gave up and I insisted that he continue guessing so it starts to tickles me instead.

Next thing, he asked Gandesh to move the chair to another side so he can cook. I was thinking there's enough space to cook. Ganesh had to carry the chair to the other side of the table. Enough of him, we cldnt continue our conversation. So we started speaking in Malay to bitch abt him, in front of him. Its my 1st attempt at conversing in Malay.

Checkup Melayu. Yini ahbang, bodo seh. Saya tabulek tahan. Saya ta checkup yini ahbang.
(Speak Malay. This brother, stupid man. I cannot stand him. I dont want to speak to him)

But I cant converse anymore w Ganesh in Malay. I dont learn Malay in schools.